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The Top Four (A Google Found Poem)

Why is the sky blue
Why is it called boxing day
Why is the sea salty
Why is loft insulation needed

Who is the secret footballer
Who is banksy
Who is the stig
Who is gossip girl

Where is chuck norris
Where is death in paradise filmed
Where is bora bora
Where is downton abbey

What is my IP
What is the harlem shake
What is love
What is my IP address

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