Worst Haiku Ever Rubbish, Rubbish, Rub- a-dub-dub, three men in a Jerome K. Jerome. Tuesday Haiku Behind at college. How will I fly to the moon before the term ends? {Film Spoiler Alert} Creed Haiku #1 Time to get fast-tracked to a fight with the scouser with my dead dad's name. Creed Haiku #2 Yo Rocky, train me! Everyone you knew is dead and you might die soon. Creed Haiku #3 My name IS NOT Creed. Well, okay - maybe it is. Where's my title shot? Creed Haiku #4 My route to success: bypass the amateur ranks and fight the world champ. Creed Haiku #5 Oh, did I tell you - leave the mansion out of this! - I've been to juvey.