Mr Thomas Wiggins 9 Bradmill Gardens Hucclecote Gloucester GL3 9DT Her Majesty The Queen Buckingham Palace London SW1A 1AA Sunday 20 th September 2015 Madam, Firstly, I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Your Majesty on becoming Britain’s longest-reigning monarch. I speak for the vast majority of the British public and The Commonwealth when I say your reign is an exceptional achievement and long may it continue. Please accept this letter as a formal invitation to attend my 30th birthday party on Saturday 4th June 2016. My birthday actually falls on 8th June, but no one wants to party on a Wednesday, apart from Prince Harry (allegedly). Details as to arrival time and venue have yet to be finalised, but it will almost certainly be held in Gloucester (for The Royal Sat Nav, it will be within half a mile of Edward II’s tomb). A buffet (Mr Tesco’s version of a banquet) of finger food (e